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Why do people insist on insulting the woman I love? Doctors, nurses, gardeners - they all feel the need to comment on my sick wife and her various boils. It was bad enough before, but now I must deal with typewritter children on the internet insulting my one true love, Daphne Reid?
I am disgusted to be a member of ONTD because of this.
She was the greatest Vivian Banks of any of the 4 women who performed in that role. Of course, my wife, Daphne Reid, has aged less fantastically than I have. I am a light milk chocolate brown God. My wife, Daphne Reid, is very sick and she may not have very much time left. The doctors have said that she only has 80 -90 months left of precious time on this earth, and I will cherish every second of it. And I will not stand for anonymous electrons junkies on internet community communication journals debasing her with subjective opinions.
Do you know how hard it is for my wife to leave the house? For months she gathered the hair from her hairbrushes and shower drains in order to comission a wig. She struggled for hours with the locks in the garage. How dare you, typewritter children. how dare you.
Be ashamed of what you say. Be ashamed of what you do. Be ashamed of what you are.
I will be accepting written and public apolowgeeze from all of you.
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I would like to rebegin this journal with a summary of facts and attributes that were attributed to my life which are simply not true.
1) I am black.
I actually suffer from a condition that is similiar to albinoism except that is the reverse. Both my mother and father were white and gentle people. This explains why I am so well mannered and educated. When I began to pursue my acting career, every single casting director I met with simply refused to believe that I was a white male and they began to cast me in black male roles. Even though, I was completely unaware of black vernacular and posture, I decided to go along with this misperception because it was the only way I would get any work. I was deeply afraid of living as a poor and seemingly black man, so I made compromises. I have apologized to the black community over and over again for my mistakes. I have not been forgiven.
2) I prefer the company of white women from time to time.
While I appear to be black man and am actually white, my male genetalia was born black. It will not go back. I have tried and tried to procreate with the white ladies and my genetalia simply will not cooperate. It is physically impossible for me to have sex with white women.
3) I have raised a miserable failure in Tim Reid Junior.
My true and real son, Tim Reid Junior, is a proud half black, half reverse albino white man. That may have resulted in him being light milk chocolate brown as the trolls descriptions depicted him, but that is the only thing the miserable failure livejournaler was able to get correct. In reality, my son Tim Reid Junior, is 39 years old. He does not have a commercial license to drive and he has never worked for a limosine company that I officially own. He is a very accomplished actor and backgroud scenic actor. I regret that he is not able to defend himself in this venue along with me, but he is currently quite busy working as a background scenic actor in Orlando on several high-profile Disney Channel Movies.
4) I had a sexual relationship with Raven Symone
While Ms. Symone is a lovely young lady, I have always been sexually true to my wife Daphne Reid. I was lucky enough to work with Ms. Symone on her Disney Channel television show, as was my son Tim Reid Junior (as a background scenic actor). However, nothing impure happened between Ms. Symone and myself and she would corroborate all of this if she would return my phonecalls.
5) I am financially dependent on my invalid wife, Daphne Reid.
Oh, my friends, if you only you could see the beautiful Mrs. Daphne Reid in person you would see how vivacious and fantastic this miracle of a woman is! I checked yesterday to see if she has all her fingers, and yes she does. I will continue to check and give you updates.
As a prolific actor with many several (or two) successful TV shows under my belt, I am financially dependent on no one. Also, as a white man, I have invested my money wisely. The days of fearing that I would end up a seemingly black hobo on the streets of Wichita are far behind me.
6) I had a sexual relationship with Jackee Harry.
Unfortunately, even a white man has needs. At a low point in my marriage to Mrs. Daphne Reid, I fell prey to temptation. It is impossible to be around such white hot blackness that is Jackee without being tempted. One night, my wife Mrs. Daphne Reid, was busy working late on the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Jackee and I were in the my well furnished study running Sister Sister lines and sipping Turning Leaf Chablis wine. This particular Sister Sister episode was about Tamara being blackmailed by a mall security guard into having sex him with after he caught Tia stealing a Cinnabon. Needless to say, this hot WB script got us all worked up. Jackee and I went to mutual third base, but we did not go all the way. That is not technically a sexual relationship and that is all I need to explain to you!
7) I have aspirations to be the 11th Doctor Who.
I have never seen nor heard of Doctor Who. I only watch shows that are on the WB, UPN, CW, BET, or Game Show Network.
With these facts, I hope you have learned more about me, Tim Reid. I am just your average reverse albino white man who is loyal to his wife except when it comes to Jackee Harry. I am honored that you and the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Internet Crime Division have given me this chance to share myself with you.
Sincerely yours,
Tim W. Reid
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